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For the strong of stomach, here is the complete list of all the nonsense from the toxicbreakfast
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| TOX 015 |
Table Sixty-Nine |
DS App |
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Find out if you are seated at table sixty-nine in any radix!
We all know the situation: you go out for a meal at the
pub/café/restaurant or whatever. What table do you choose? One by the window?
One out of the draught? One strategically near the bar? No, the correct answer
is the one with the most amusing table number, i.e 69. All too often though,
some scoundrels have got there first, or more likely, the establishment does not
have 69 tables.
However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any)
table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal
numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table
23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person
taking your order that you are "seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three."
Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you
their phone number, possibly.
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Total downloads: 84
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Remake of my old currency converter GpKash but now on a console that people
actually have. Find rates for over 150 currencies from Afghan Afghanis to Zambian Kwacha with daily updates available over Wi-Fi.
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Total downloads: 50
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| TOX 013 |
Reversmii |
Wii Game |
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Play the counter-flipping board game Othello with your Miis.
The single player mode isn't much of a challenge but you can always play with a friend.
Version 1.0 Now with new improved graphics and themes.
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Total downloads: 5508
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| TOX 012 |
NCard Client |
Wii App |
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The NCard is
a means for notifying people on internet forums what games you have been playing
recently. It was created by a rather cold sounding chap by the name of Minus_273
who asked me to help with a Wii client for it. It essentially looks at your play logs
to find what you've been playing recently and uploads the info to the NCard server
which updates your NCard. I wrote the first three beta versions of the client but since
version 0.4, Minus_273 is maintaining the client, though it still uses a lot of my code
under the hood. You can find more information on the current version by clicking the button below.
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| TOX 011 |
robotfindskitten |
Wii Game |
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A port of the ASCII zen simulation
robotfindskitten to the Nintendo Wii.
"In this game, you are robot (#). Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten. Robot must touch items to determine if they are kitten or not. The game ends when robotfindskitten."
Source is included.
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Total downloads: 2522
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| TOX 010 |
Playstats |
Wii App |
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A utility for extracting the information out of the laughably titled "Today's Accomplishments"
which lists your play history on the Wii message board, and then totalling and sorting said
information so that you can see just how much of your life you have wasted time you have
enjoyed on each title. Sort by total times played, length of time played, average time, first
and last times.
Version 1.11 - Support for newer Wiimotes.
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Total downloads: 15309
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| TOX 009 |
YahtzWii |
Wii Game |
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It's Yahtzee. On the Wii.
Hence the inspired title. Can you be the best at throwing some dice and writing some
numbers in a box?
Includes Triple Yahtzee, Painted Yahtzee, Scadinavian rules and support for five languages.
Version 3.11: Bugfix release.
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Total downloads: 22437
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| TOX 008 |
Perverted By Language Redux. |
MP3 |
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All eight tracks from The Fall's
classic 1983 longplayer, Perverted By Language, stretched or compressed to their average length of
five minutes and fifty-two seconds and then layered on top of each other. A legendary album
distilled into one concentrated bar of chaos. Is it art? It's certainly
noisy!
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Total downloads: 685
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| TOX 007 |
BIN2C_WIN |
Windows App |
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BIN2C_WIN is a utility for use in computer programming. It converts binary
data into C arrays.
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Total downloads: 1351
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| TOX 006 |
Fire Hydrants Of Cardiff |
Calendar |
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Just 20 hand-numbered copies of this beautiful A5 calendar were ever made.
Over 49 pictures were taken of fire hydrant posts and markers from around
the Welsh capital and put through a strenuous selection process to whittle
it down to the dozen pre-eminent examples of Cardiff hydrant signage. Oh,
and the one on the cover. These calendars were sent to our closest family and friends in a bid to
avoid Christmas shopping give them the blessing of year-round hydrant
charm.
But what if you didn't get one? Well you too can bask in the
black-and-yellow beauty of these fireman's friends with our exclusive
desktop wall paper, available in the standard 800x600,
1024x768, 1280x1024
and 1600x1200 resolutions, as well as the frankly
unlikely 617x1234π resolution.
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| TOX 005 |
Leghumper |
GP32 Game |
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Leghumper is toxicbreakfast.com's first team effort and is our entry into
the #gp32dev Crap
Games Competition 2005. The idea of the game should be fairly evident!
Click on the link or the button below to go to the competition page (you'll
have to scroll down a bit).
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| TOX 004 |
Scrabble Checker |
GP32 App |
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End Scrabble related violence in your home now, with a comprehensive
Scrabble dictionary that fits in the palm of your hand! Use it to
challenge disputed plays or use it to cheat by making up plausible
sounding words in desperate hope; it's up to you!
Includes both the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary and the SOWPODS
wordlist used in international tournament play.
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Total downloads: 35
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Shopping online? Going on holiday? This portable currency
convertor will let
you know just how much you are spending on beer and whether
that stylish straw donkey in the sombrero is as good value
as it first seems.
The program comes with the latest exchange rates and there is a daily updated
database ready to download whenever you want the latest currency
information.
Version 1.3 Now with Icelandic Króna and U.A.E. Dirhams.
Currency database last updated Thursday, 25-Apr-2013 01:10:35 BST.
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Total downloads: 139
Total downloads: 104
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Featured in the book Gaming Hacks by Simon Carless.
For some reason.
It may not look like much but that doesn't matter - it's the sound thats
important. Basically what we have here is a tool for annoying interacting
with cats.
First find a cat. With cat in place and GpKat loaded up on your GP32,
press one of the buttons, move the joystick and one of
twenty possible cat noises will sound out. Your cat may be confused
and try to find the "other cat". Or cats being cats, it may just give you a
dirty look or simply ignore you. Either way, it should provide literally
seconds of amusement!
toxicbreakfast.com takes no responsibility for feline related injuries
or animal psychiatry bills resulting from use of this application.
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Total downloads: 410
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| TOX 001 |
Tubby Toast! |
GP32 Game |
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A port of a game I wrote a few years ago based on BBC2's
fly-on-the-wall documentary series Teletubbies. It was
a lot like Friends but with better dialogue and more laughs.
In this game, you play Po, the redhead with the smart wheels. Guide
her around the screen and gobble up the tubby toast - but watch out for
Laa Laa's ball which is bouncing around in haphazard fashion. If it
knocks you off you'll have to start again again!
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Total downloads: 93
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| TOX 000 |
Rushmoor Challenge 2003/4 |
GP32 Game |
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Unless you have any familiarity with non-league football in
north-east Hampshire don't bother with this. You will only
end up frustrated and angry that the five minutes you spent
downloading, installing and "playing" this game could have been
better spent looking out of the window or picking your nose.
First thing I ever coded for the GP32 and is only included here in the
hope of annoying any passing Aldershot Town fans.
Contains strong language.
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Total downloads: 60
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