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  • For the strong of stomach, here is the complete list of all the nonsense from the toxicbreakfast stable.
  • TOX 015 Table Sixty-Nine DS App
    Find out if you are seated at table sixty-nine in any radix!

    We all know the situation: you go out for a meal at the pub/café/restaurant or whatever. What table do you choose? One by the window? One out of the draught? One strategically near the bar? No, the correct answer is the one with the most amusing table number, i.e 69. All too often though, some scoundrels have got there first, or more likely, the establishment does not have 69 tables.

    However, dining disappointment can be averted! There may only be one (if any) table 69 but there are many table sixty-nines! Thanks to the existence of non-decimal numerical bases and this application, you can for example sit at table 23, look it up on this software, go to the bar and inform the attractive person taking your order that you are "seated at table sixty-nine! In base thirty-three." Whereupon they will swoon at your intelligence and wit and give you their phone number, possibly.

    Total downloads: 42

    TOX 014 DsKash DS App
    Remake of my old currency converter GpKash but now on a console that people actually have. Find rates for over 150 currencies from Afghan Afghanis to Zambian Kwacha with daily updates available over Wi-Fi.

    Total downloads: 22

    TOX 013 Reversmii Wii Game
    Play the counter-flipping board game Othello with your Miis. The single player mode isn't much of a challenge but you can always play with a friend.

    Version 1.0 Now with new improved graphics and themes.

    Total downloads: 1146

    TOX 012 NCard Client Wii App
    The NCard is a means for notifying people on internet forums what games you have been playing recently. It was created by a rather cold sounding chap by the name of Minus_273 who asked me to help with a Wii client for it. It essentially looks at your play logs to find what you've been playing recently and uploads the info to the NCard server which updates your NCard. I wrote the first three beta versions of the client but since version 0.4, Minus_273 is maintaining the client, though it still uses a lot of my code under the hood. You can find more information on the current version by clicking the button below.

    TOX 011 robotfindskitten Wii Game
    A port of the ASCII zen simulation robotfindskitten to the Nintendo Wii.

    "In this game, you are robot (#). Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten. Robot must touch items to determine if they are kitten or not. The game ends when robotfindskitten."

    Source is included.

    Total downloads: 847

    TOX 010 Playstats Wii App
    A utility for extracting the information out of the laughably titled "Today's Accomplishments" which lists your play history on the Wii message board, and then totalling and sorting said information so that you can see just how much of your life you have wasted time you have enjoyed on each title. Sort by total times played, length of time played, average time, first and last times.

    Version 1.1 - Bug fixes, Unicode support and logging ability.

    Total downloads: 7900

    TOX 009 YahtzWii Wii Game
    It's Yahtzee. On the Wii. Hence the inspired title. Can you be the best at throwing some dice and writing some numbers in a box?

    Includes Triple Yahtzee, Painted Yahtzee, Scadinavian rules and support for five languages.

    Version 3.11: Bugfix release.

    Total downloads: 15760

    TOX 008 Perverted By Language Redux. MP3
    All eight tracks from The Fall's classic 1983 longplayer, Perverted By Language, stretched or compressed to their average length of five minutes and fifty-two seconds and then layered on top of each other. A legendary album distilled into one concentrated bar of chaos. Is it art? It's certainly noisy!

    Total downloads: 244

    TOX 007 BIN2C_WIN Windows App
    BIN2C_WIN is a utility for use in computer programming. It converts binary data into C arrays.

    Total downloads: 713

    TOX 006 Fire Hydrants Of Cardiff Calendar
    Just 20 hand-numbered copies of this beautiful A5 calendar were ever made. Over 49 pictures were taken of fire hydrant posts and markers from around the Welsh capital and put through a strenuous selection process to whittle it down to the dozen pre-eminent examples of Cardiff hydrant signage. Oh, and the one on the cover. These calendars were sent to our closest family and friends in a bid to avoid Christmas shopping give them the blessing of year-round hydrant charm.

    But what if you didn't get one? Well you too can bask in the black-and-yellow beauty of these fireman's friends with our exclusive desktop wall paper, available in the standard 800x600, 1024x768, 1280x1024 and 1600x1200 resolutions, as well as the frankly unlikely 617x1234π resolution.

    TOX 005 Leghumper GP32 Game
    Leghumper is toxicbreakfast.com's first team effort and is our entry into the #gp32dev Crap Games Competition 2005. The idea of the game should be fairly evident! Click on the link or the button below to go to the competition page (you'll have to scroll down a bit).

    TOX 004 Scrabble Checker GP32 App
    End Scrabble related violence in your home now, with a comprehensive Scrabble dictionary that fits in the palm of your hand! Use it to challenge disputed plays or use it to cheat by making up plausible sounding words in desperate hope; it's up to you!

    Includes both the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary and the SOWPODS wordlist used in international tournament play.

    Total downloads: 20

    TOX 003 GpKash GP32 App
    Shopping online? Going on holiday? This portable currency convertor will let you know just how much you are spending on beer and whether that stylish straw donkey in the sombrero is as good value as it first seems.

    The program comes with the latest exchange rates and there is a daily updated database ready to download whenever you want the latest currency information.

    Version 1.3 Now with Icelandic Króna and U.A.E. Dirhams.

    Currency database last updated Thursday, 25-Apr-2013 01:10:35 BST.

    Total downloads: 125

    Total downloads: 97

    TOX 002 GpKat GP32 App
    Featured in the book Gaming Hacks by Simon Carless. For some reason.

    It may not look like much but that doesn't matter - it's the sound thats important. Basically what we have here is a tool for annoying interacting with cats.

    First find a cat. With cat in place and GpKat loaded up on your GP32, press one of the buttons, move the joystick and one of twenty possible cat noises will sound out. Your cat may be confused and try to find the "other cat". Or cats being cats, it may just give you a dirty look or simply ignore you. Either way, it should provide literally seconds of amusement!

    toxicbreakfast.com takes no responsibility for feline related injuries or animal psychiatry bills resulting from use of this application.

    Total downloads: 395

    TOX 001 Tubby Toast! GP32 Game
    A port of a game I wrote a few years ago based on BBC2's fly-on-the-wall documentary series Teletubbies. It was a lot like Friends but with better dialogue and more laughs.

    In this game, you play Po, the redhead with the smart wheels. Guide her around the screen and gobble up the tubby toast - but watch out for Laa Laa's ball which is bouncing around in haphazard fashion. If it knocks you off you'll have to start again again!

    Total downloads: 75

    TOX 000 Rushmoor Challenge 2003/4 GP32 Game
    No screenshots
    Unless you have any familiarity with non-league football in north-east Hampshire don't bother with this. You will only end up frustrated and angry that the five minutes you spent downloading, installing and "playing" this game could have been better spent looking out of the window or picking your nose.

    First thing I ever coded for the GP32 and is only included here in the hope of annoying any passing Aldershot Town fans.

    Contains strong language.

    Total downloads: 43


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